"Pepper spray... it's a food product, essentially."
FOX News' talking air head Megyn Kelly demonstrated yet again why people who watch FOX News know less than people who watch no news at all.
Ms. Kelly and FOX News added their usual twisted spin - deferential to authority, dismissive of victims' suffering - to the tear-gassing of passive Occupy Wall Street protesters at UC Davis. That's why their audience-base LOVES FOX News, and the rest of us quiver.
But Megyn Kelly "essentially" opened a world of possibilities.
I'll start... Feel free to jump in. Anyone can take a whirl at the FOX News' spin game!
A TORNADO is a breath of fresh air, essentially.
A TSUNAMI is a memorable day at the beach, essentially.
NAGASAKI and HIROSHIMA were urban renewal, essentially.
GLOBAL WARMING is early spring, essentially.
SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 was a sunny day, essentially.
GEORGE W. BUSH was a president of the United States, essentially.
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EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION is a free plane ride, essentially.
WATER BOARDING is neti potting, essentially.
NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST is a roaring campfire, essentially.
A TRAIN WRECK is Michelle Bachmann, essentially.
ELECTROCUTION is a bad hair day, essentially.
A FIRING SQUAD is a ventilation service, essentially.
A FLAT TIRE is a chance to clean out your trunk on the side of the road, essentially.
HORSE PUCKY is fertilizer, essentially.
MUSTARD GAS is a condiment aerosol, essentially.
A BLOOD BATH is a spa option, essentially.
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